cosmic love

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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— 17 minutes ago with 482145 notes

comic-chick:

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

I think about this a lot.

(via boywhocried-badwolf)

— 17 minutes ago with 184495 notes

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via boywhocried-badwolf)

— 27 minutes ago with 249885 notes

studip:

team I’m the ugly friend but it’s good bc I’m funny and chill

(via whyvvhy)

— 31 minutes ago with 3588 notes

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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— 31 minutes ago with 54146 notes

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

Get out.

(Source: d0nn0, via i-turned-your-child-into-a-lamp)

— 32 minutes ago with 304515 notes
keepmywhiskeyneat:


pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

(via i-turned-your-child-into-a-lamp)

— 32 minutes ago with 155328 notes